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We have a new designer. During lunch, we asked him to tell us what he liked. He said, “I like eating in silence.” © Katarina_Morgan / Twitter

One day I went to work and my boss was already in his office. I kid you not, he had his (7th floor) window open and was holding open a bag of peanuts, trying to befriend a pigeon. © MMMLG / Reddit

For a while, I worked as an assistant designer.
Some of the best questions from our clients include:
— Which shade of brown is more for men?
— We need a proud office color.
— Can you find a wardrobe that looks like a crucifix?
— We have a simple office, so the furniture should look like it’s for a cave.
— Do you have dark white? © Wizard_Severus / Twitter

Our former director had a standard clothing rotation, including always wearing the same sweater on our casual Fridays. The rest of the outfit was pretty standard, tan slacks, and brown dress shoes. I was the team lead with around 25-30 team members. I found a wholesale company that would sell us a nearly identical sweater for $10 each. The next casual Friday, there were 30 something directors walking around wearing the exact same outfit. He brought me a gift the following Monday. © BloodInMySaltStream / Reddit

A buddy of mine at work would put fake people in all the bathroom stalls. Shoes, clothing, and the printed faces of people. He locked the stalls after everything was set up one evening. About an hour into the morning the next day, several ladies were gathered outside the restroom whispering about the homeless people in the bathroom. They ended up getting our tall CFO to go in and check it out. He came out laughing. The whole company laughed after we discovered the prank. © Trashy_southerner / Reddit